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Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying

Similar to the old "wax your car if you want it to rain" joke, this saying reads: "It can be mild and sunny for days on end, but then just as soon as you hang out a whole bunch o' laundry to dry, THAT'S when da sun will abruptly disappear behind huge dark clouds and you'll have a bleepin' MONSOON FOR A WEEK!"
The weather had been totally "bright 'n' balmy" for a good while, and so one afternoon last week I tried to save money and electricity by using my clothesline instead of the watts-sucking dryer, but then it rained heavily during the night, and it's been foggy and drizzly ever since! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Clothes-drying" to me.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Spouse's half-pibling's wife.
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International Break the Law Day

April 11th is international break the law day. On this day you are supposed to post a picture of you breaking the law on Social Media or post a photo of an illegal item in your possession.
“It’s international break the law day! Everyone post pictures of your illegal guns!”
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Spouse's third-cousin's spouse.
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Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.
Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
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My great-great-grandfather-in-law is a good person.
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Spouse's steppibling's spouse.
My step-co-pibling-in-law is a good person.
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