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one downer

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
by Beatreese October 11, 2009
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One up

Bro you need that one up.
Hey can u buy me a one up
by Bhavi bhavi June 16, 2016
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Orgy For One

When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one
Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
by MrMrMRCock May 22, 2018
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cheap one

Alex hit me up for a cheap one last night
by whoha12 May 15, 2011
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cut one

remember that time u cut one on that plastic chair.
that was some stinky shit right there!
by PubicMan November 27, 2003
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un-One

Unorthodox One. Being with a unique flow or rhyme delivery. A Stand-out.
by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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A Blue One

"Hey, can you loan me a blue one for some Tim Horton's?"
by cline26 August 12, 2012
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