The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were
by The smedders wrestler July 25, 2018
Get the mass cuntingmug. A woman who pushes an annoying useless cart around an office. She usually spies on you and your work and will linger around and steal things behind your back that are lying around.
by MindFireDX September 20, 2016
Get the cart cuntmug. This action takes place after you have ejaculated into your partners eyes. As your partner gets up and walks away in disappointment you begin to run at your partner then drop kick him or her in the shoulder blades.
by Xenophobe May 6, 2014
Get the Cole's Cuntmug. The bloody apprentice was in the roof today running cables and put his foot through the ceiling.. again! FUCK! he's a boots cunt.
Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.
Told the labourer to clean up all the rubbish on the site today and the cunt threw away brand new, full lengths of 2x4.... couldn't believe it, what a fucking boots cunt.
by Single Paul February 14, 2019
Get the Boots Cuntmug. The person at a wedding who takes throwing confetti to the next level.
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
All of the wedding guests will joyously toss confetti in the direction of the newly weds as they pass whereas the confetti cunt will aim to hit and hurt anyone in sight.
Andy: "I'm going to hit the bride in the face with this fistful of confetti!"
Craig: "Man, don't be a confetti cunt!"
Sam: "What the hell is that guy doing?"
Craig: "Being a confetti cunt"
Bride: "As I was walking from the church, I'm pretty sure someone deliberately hit me in the face with a handful of petals"
Bridesmaid: "Yeah, I saw him. It was that confetti cunt"
Bride: "Diiiick"
by ribbertjie January 1, 2013
Get the Confetti cuntmug. The art or practice to take a spool of ribbon and put it inside a women's vaginal area, and slowly unravel it with your mouth.
by The lady killah November 13, 2014
Get the ribbon cuntingmug. Any dude you are friends with that can't answer his phone or return a text, but when the shoe is on the other foot he is a victim, AKA he is just a big Assbag Pussy....
Person 1: Dude I just tried calling Jim.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
Person2: Did he answer?
Person 1: No he is just a big ass Cunt Ruffle.
by Hey Jack November 27, 2016
Get the Cunt Rufflemug.