dead man working

The guy everyone knows is gonna get fired and everyone quietly ignores for fear of getting on the bosses' bad sides, even if he's a great guy.

I was gonna invite Joe to lunch with us, but then I remembered. He's basically Dead Man Working right now. Not worth risking it.

Janine's leaving early again?
She's only got a week left. Dead Man Working. No point kissing up, now.

Phil's getting called in to the Manager's Office. Third time this month.
Uh-oh. Dead Man Working.

by GavinLestrade January 25, 2014

dead man walking

a person who has seen & experienced many harsh things & situations, causing them to be resilient & appear emotionally numb, anhedonic, & expressionless, resembling someone who is dead

also used to described a person who has faced death but refuses to die

yo have you seen thomas after that car accident happened he’s like a dead man walking

my doctor told my family i wasn't supposed to wake up from my coma, im a dead man walking

by johnblay7756 May 31, 2023

Dead President Motorboat

The act of placing dollar bills between a strippers breasts.

"I felt obligated to tip the stripper, so I gave her a Dead President Motorboat."

by Wilby Daniels May 15, 2013

dat shi dead

Meaning that what ever is going on that is negative isnt good, so its dead....

Yo bro I’ll smack you nd your mom… Your response - “dat shi dead”

by domwitdamotion December 20, 2022

Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.

Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.

by Javi R April 13, 2023

dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged

This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!

by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018

dead dog centre

pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.

two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-

by jeffdiamondchin November 17, 2020