A gorgeous women that is willing to give you a blowjob but you take control busting on her face slowly but surely as she chews her problems away on your nuts
I told the slut to give me some sloppy toppy but instead she finished of with nut all over her face and my balls in her mouth. She's good at south side slappin
by Young_Savage___ Insta April 25, 2016

Side platinum is a term used by gamers to describe a PlayStation game that's easy to complete with all its trophies (platinum), and can be done while you're focusing on other main games. It's a game you can finish on the side without much effort or time.
by Arunmenon June 19, 2024

Hym "Ugh... What IS it? What even IS it?"
Iam "I don't know... Google it."
Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"
Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."
Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "
Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"
Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."
Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"
Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."
Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
Iam "I don't know... Google it."
Hym "Gah! My face is warm and my stomach is hot and it won't stop growling. Why did you buy this!?"
Iam "Stop drinking it then! I don't know! I've heard of it but I've never tried it and the bottle made it look good."
Hym "The bottle made it look- Are you retarded!? The bottle looks like a recycled rat poison bottle! Nothing about this screams 'delicious beverage!' "
Iam "Stop drinking it if you don't like it!"
Hym "We don't have anything else that is carbonated."
Iam "Not everything needs to be carbonated!"
Hym "Haa... Everything is hot. My body temperature has raised by, like, 10⁰. It's like all of the side effects of being drunk without any of the intoxication..."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "You're not even listening anymore... 😑 Alright. Do what ever you want. I'm leaving."
Hym "Blegh! It's like Pepsi and NyQuil teamed up to make Seaweed & NyQuil flavored soda... It's like the soda equivalent to salt and vinegar flavored chips... Ugh! Where are you going? Get more Kombucha!"
by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

e.g. No, no. I (chaddi sanghi) would like to see them brought to justice by law. I do not support violence, i'm jain of side.
by gopniku February 20, 2021

If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.
by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016

A person that has a smile like a Roblox Face. Where one corner of the mouth goes more up then the other.
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
Original Side Smirker: L.S (A guy in the Schniedelwutz gang)
by insider.jokes December 4, 2023

When a dude does a wall sit with his hands tied behind his back while some chick puts his head up her skirt so he can sickle on her pussy
by Bubbaducky March 29, 2020
