Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.
Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings
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Inspirational Dead-drops

Inspirational Dead-drops

The act of leaving charms with an inspirational message along with it for a random bypasser to stumble across.
-The art of writing, or using the art using Graffiti in order to leave behind inspirational, impactive messages or quotes that captivate the attention of a bypasser to evoke a deep thought; a thought in which makes one reflect deeply of themselves or others.

Like they say: Inspiration is like bathing, it's effective but only for a short amount of time; which is why we recommend it daily.
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I once had a collection of four leaf clovers, and began leaving them in different spots for people to find. I left one in a dictionary at my school with a note that says "They say luck comes to those who appreciate what they already have; This talisman is not a sign of good luck to come. Rather, a talisman that will help you overcome the bad luck you may encounter"

I took the bus the other day and reflected on something i read written on the back of the seat someone was sitting on- "We start out our lives by thinking we are everything, to knowing we are nothing, to trying to be something... Don't give up<3"

"We waste a lot of time chasing after people we could have caught by just standing still"
by kryptonite069 December 18, 2013
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brain-dead people

people who are no-lifers
we're brain-dead people
by guy on urbandictionary September 23, 2021
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Dead end vagina

Something you initially got really excited about but ultimately led to nothing
Investing in all those Pogs turned out to be a total dead end vagina
by 99 bottles of beer December 03, 2020
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Dead dick dive

When a naked man dies during swimming
Carl had a dead dick dive. His funeral is at noon in three weeks
by The weirdo in your pants July 29, 2022
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Dead trim rogers

When ur hair looks like it’s mopped yr grans kitchen floor
“oi do youse like ma new hair?”
“fuck off thats such a dead trim rogers...”
“yeh would u dare, who even are you? rogers??”

“haha batty lad
by johnnycashgisasmash May 18, 2019
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dead dog centre

pfft. you actually thought dogs went to heaven! nope! they go to the dead dog centre where they are made into sausages.
two year old: where do dogs go when the go to sleep
you:DEAD DOG CENTRE LOLOLOLOL
two year old: -cries-
by jeffdiamondchin November 17, 2020
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