veggie straws

kys

eat some veggie straws nigg

by dick ass queef October 6, 2022

Paper Straws

The worst thing on the planet. Every time you drink out of one it grinds your teeth and it feels like nails on a chalkboard if it was a feeling, you get these horrible chills. The turtles can die for all I care I hate paper straws.

I hate paper straws. #KILLTHETURTLES

by DieselDeletus December 12, 2022

Stxrcqke_strawbzyy

A brat on band lab who can't treat their friends right!

Man, stxrcqke_strawbzyy is a real jerk!

by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023

sean strawderman

Often known as strawberry or strawbs. He is the most attractive man alive. He is manly unlike ethan broadwater. He is stern when talking to women. He has unlimited rizz that he uses extremely often. It’s a man who only likes cougars who can boss him around. Has a huge pene as well.

when i was looking at sean strawderman i got turned on😏

by big men on me May 6, 2023

Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.

I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.

by Charmon90 May 7, 2023

russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"

by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023

Rotting strawberries

When a man has gangrene of the testicles, and they start to turn black and rot.

In which they begin to look like strawberries that are rotting.

I got a horrible case of rotting strawberries fresh from the vine.

My rotting strawberries smell really bad, and they are attracting fruit flies.

by CumCorpse October 6, 2023