Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up

Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you

by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024

Sock Wedgy

The annoying moment when the back of your sock comes off your heel as the day goes on and you have to fix it.

Mary: What are you doing down there?
Jane: Sorry! I have a sock wedgy!

by Giraffarig August 16, 2011

clear socks

clear socks are gayer than no socks, never take a risk, always have on socks you can see.

Yo I saw you kissing that guy, and you aint had no socks.
Yes I did they were just clear socks
You might as well wear no socks *smh*

by Biggest Dumn July 23, 2020

Sock

Another word for a pad/tampon

Girl 1: I just got my tree

Girl 2: do you need a sock?

by Swagpwacherjeiej April 14, 2015

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010

Socks

This is a word you can use to make a sus activity normal, in other words THE SUS PROTECTION

“Me and my boy just had a shag but it wasn’t gay because we both had socks on”
“it’s not gay if you have socks on”

by __shagalot December 8, 2020

sock mead

a type of fermented beverage made by inmates. Made from water, sugar and an old sock (for the yeast).

I just heard this today from a guy who works in a jail and a paramedic who were joking about the substances inmates come up with on their own.

"This guy was drunk off of sock mead."

by dori1977 December 12, 2012