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For real

used in questions to express surprise or to question the truth or solemnity of what one has seen or heard.
"are these guys for real?"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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Real

Real is a caring, calm, and loving man. He is faithful to his girlfriend or wife and always thinks about her Everytime of the day. He never gets tired of his girl. He is a fast-learner and could understand one's situation easily. Real is a wonderful man, a good sibling and son.
"I don't want you as my boyfriend, you're not Real. "
by aurelia. oncipen May 16, 2022
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the real nun

A lil idiot who likes bullying my sidekicks and always saying MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Since 2019 I hope pack god roast this shit YouTuber
The most Annoying YouTuber goes to the real nun!!!
That little booger snot is a brainless kid in reality
by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024
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Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".
This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.
by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022
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Real live

used to bring/call/draw attention to the existence of something, especially if it is surprising or unusual.
"a real live detective had been at the factory"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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Real Slim Shady

Someone who was biologically born with blonde hair and blue eyes.

pretty self explanatory.
doctor: its a boy!

Mom: *smokes blunt* OMG let me see!

Baby: has blonde hair and blue eyes

Mom: *puts joint down* he looks kinds angry lemme try to breastfee-

Baby: HOW U GONNA BREASTFEED ME MOM U AINT GOT NO TITS!!!!!!!!

Doctor: *slaps mom* BITCH YOU GOTTA SICK KID!!!!

Baby: *jacks off*

*15 years later*

Baby: DOCTOR SLAPPED MAH MAMA! BITCH U GOTTA SICK KID! ARRESTED! MOLESTED HIMSELF AND GOT CONVICTED!

*5 years later*

baby: MY MUTHA DID DRUGS, HARD LIQOUR, CIGARETTES AND SPEED!!
THE BABY CAME OUT, DISFIGURED, LIGMENTS INDEED!
IT WAS A SEED THAT WOULD GROW UP JUST TO BE AS CRAZY AS SHE!
DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CUZ THAT BABY WUZ ME!!

The real slim shady has been angry at women, minorites, and homosexuals ever since.
by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong December 28, 2023
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The real Funtime bonnie

*Funtime Freddy* HeY, bOn-BoN gO gEt Em! *Bon-Bon* Freddy can you tell them i exist and am The real Funtime bonnie
by Freddy Fastbear May 23, 2022
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