could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024

real key

It’s like high key but the real shit.

That’s real key

by cdiddy1210 January 19, 2020

real

You use this word when you feel so alone or depressed or sad or hopeless that words cant express.

Person 1: Yoooo look at them they are kissing behind that tree
Person 2: real...

by TitaniumArctic November 19, 2023

Not real

Someone who is acting like a bot or npc. When you can't even believe someone just did what they just did.

Guy: *dabs*
Girl: you're not real

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Real

Commonly used by gen z teens, as a form of agreeing with the statement made by another person.

Dude 1: Bruh these gas prices mad high nowadays
Dude 2: Real asf

by bruhsappen June 15, 2022

Liru fucker (real)

The one and only liru fucker (real) yeah thats right hes the greatest guy alive you could ever meet

Akame (real) (gab) wow lmao look its liru ficker hes so bad xdxd

liru fucker (real): fuck off
Akame (real) dies

by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021

Real nigga

A nigga who always 10 toes behind you

“Kevin,twon,Kris,Brandon,Langston,tevarius,and Brandon C. Some REAL NIGGAS.”

by Kurdish808 October 8, 2025