Purple Sock Mutt

A commonly known dirty or "skanky" woman who takes immense pleasure in anal penetration.
by Brewha December 31, 2009
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purple yogurt slinger

A very large penis that is bruised purple because of constant use, in a clit lip or a ass hole
That man has a huge purple yogurt slinger
by yoMamma June 15, 2015
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Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 04, 2020
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purple haze

1.) A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis

2.) An effected caused by consuming LSD. When you take LSD you will see a purple fog, which indicates that you are about to trip.
Hippie 1: "Man, do you already see that purple haze?"
Hippie 2: "Yeah, it's like a fog of purple haze. How much times has passed since we took this shit?
Hippie 1: "About 20 minutes"
Hippie 2: "See you in 12 to 600 hours, safe travels man, i think im tripping balls"
by AllUpInMyBrain April 11, 2020
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Polynesian Purple Pube

The customary Polynesian tradition of dying your pubic hair purple and letting it soak in your father's vagina.
"Hey did you hear that Steven preformed the Polynesian Purple Pube?"

"Eww that's fucking gross."
by FlaMeinter May 28, 2025
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purple flamers

At least as old as late 1970s, it meant a male homosexual who's tastelessly over the top or hyper-faggish to an obnoxious potency, way too brassy and overacting the part of how he sees his own sexual personality, or else he's doing it half unawares, because of some unmet inner needs. A person who hangs out ordinarily with his /her close gay friends will not dig being within earshot or line-of-sight of this type of individual. So it's not an anti-gay thing. It's a Taste thing. period. Many other gay men would ask for long-handled wooden spoons to gag with rather than endure a Liberace clone attack.
Purple flamers might behave in a child-like way deliberately, just to piss you off or hijack your attention to them also in a babyish way.
by 3deep December 28, 2015
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Purple Fweem

An extremely sugary purple drink made by the character Kevin from the Crabgrass comic series. Unofficially known as lean for kids, the high-fructose drank is so potent that it causes any first-timer to scream "FWEEM!" at the top of their lungs.
Kevin: "Check it out. Seven kinds of soda, two cups of sugar, and a whole pack of Brainies™ candy!"
Miles: "It's so THICK!"
Kevin: "I call it Purple Fweem."
Miles: "That's a weird na- FWEEM!"
by therealsemechki January 09, 2024
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