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Potato

A person who’s not very comfortable with communicating with people. However, once you get to know them, you’ll see that they’re really fun and a friend for life.
“Why is that girl so quiet?”
“She is a potato, and one of the nicest people I know!”
by Seilenna August 1, 2019
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Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense
by The human being August 1, 2019
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Potato

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻
Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “
by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019
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Potato

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.
by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019
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Potato

Wow you sure do look like a potato.
by Bubble_burster November 17, 2019
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Potato

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019
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Mashing the potatoes

When during a blowjob the female/male giving the blowjob grabs a hold around the ball sac and crushes the balls.

Often done by people with "cbt" fetishes (check wiki) and also dominatrices.
"You cant believe how great it felt when Linda and I tried something new, she really likes Mashing the potatoes. It really spiced up our marriage and felt great."
by FilledZac November 22, 2019
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