flying penis

when a guy slaps a girl with his boner

damn that bitch, im going to give her a FLYING PENIS that will teach her not to bite my left testicle off

by Bill Fang June 22, 2009

penis-dry

Penis-dry is an word used to describe something that someone tried to dry off, but still remains annoyingly moist. This comes from the fact that after bathing and showering, the penis always seems to be difficult to get fully dry quickly without accidentally chaffing or the like.

"Someone go towel off the dog again! He's penis-dry!"

"No matter how long I left that blanket in the drier, it always comes out penis-dry."

"His hair is so thick, he always comes into school penis-dry."

"Check out that fat old person. Its pits are penis-dry. Nasty."

by Andrew Cohen January 3, 2006

Penis snot

male ejaculate

She gobbled up my penis snot

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

penis laser

When piss is coming out of your dick. Kinda looks like a yellow laser right?

Fag: I gotta take a penis laser!
Ass Fag: BIZOOM!

by JEDi -204- March 15, 2007

whiskey penis

When males are too drunk to get an erection.

I got a wicked case of whiskey penis.

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Penis Wrinkle

George W. Bush

the equivolent to a "douchebag", "McAsshole", or "sonofabitch"

That stupid penis wrinkle is ruining our country

by Dick B. Harding September 16, 2006

penis butler

Penis butler is someone who is in a sexual relations to someone whom had a penis and is their "servant" in return gets their penis as pay.

Hey, my penis butler is great she does a great job and get my penis in return!

by TheSaucayPecus July 23, 2017