A debilitating pain or twinge in the neck and shoulders, resulting from excessive or violent masturbation. Usually the affliction of men in their mid-to-late-twenties, directly resulting from a 'dry-spell'.
Most mornings he woke up with wank-neck.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
If he doesn't stop, he'll give himself chronic wank-neck.
Wank-neck is the disease of the under sexed.
by one of many concerned friends January 21, 2014
by Anime Girl Kisser January 22, 2024
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 20, 2024
To face fuck someone so good they cant swallow or close their jaw for a few days.
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw
Dustin: I blew Jess' neck out last night!
Evan: OMFGBBQ how does she eat now?
Dustin: I'm pouring smoothies through her open jaw
by Blowing back out December 08, 2020
by weinerinmybuns June 22, 2023
"Neck No Nothing" or "Neck Know Nothing" is a slang term used when something embarrassing is said or done. It is also used if something obvious has just been stated and then somebody asks about it. The term is also connected to " Gimme That Neck ".
Teacher: "Today we will be learning about Poetry."
Student 1: "What are we learning about?"
Student 2: "Poetry! The teacher just said that!"
Student 3: "Neck!"
Student 4: "Neck No Nothing!"
Student 3: "Gimme that neck!"
Student 1: "What are we learning about?"
Student 2: "Poetry! The teacher just said that!"
Student 3: "Neck!"
Student 4: "Neck No Nothing!"
Student 3: "Gimme that neck!"
by Rand0mP3rson November 12, 2022
when someone has done or said something incredibly stupid, they deserve a slap on the back of their head.
by dbx432 September 22, 2022