mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.

He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.

by captcondom February 20, 2011

mud balls

When performing anal sex, the bottom ends up pooping on the penis and/or balls

“Did you hear about Kenny and Travis? Travis said Kenny gave him mud balls!”

by mshane95 December 25, 2021

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

Bear in the mud

When one shoved a gummy bear up they’re ass and has someone suck it out for pleasure

Did you here Justine gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

mud thot

A country girl with hoe like tendencies. These types of girls are mostly seen hanging around ATV parks.

"Look at that girl flirting with my man, she is such a mud thot".

by Klg84 July 31, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021

Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023