Jim Jensen: "I finally got the white monkey off my back"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"
by Bobby the Rookie March 30, 2005
Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!
by my bubbles January 15, 2006
Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.
Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered
"Someone's life may be on the line"
Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered
"Someone's life may be on the line"
by M1STY January 07, 2008
grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.
Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.
by DJ Imperial Grand Masters Eric and Marcus April 09, 2008
What you call anyone who says or does something just dumb enough not to be punched in the face with a Buick.
Jimmy just told that hot chick he likes Dungeons and Dragons and eats a lot of ham while wearing a glittery cape. Jimmy's a freakin' crack monkey, dude. That's what happens when your mom snorts crack rocks and coffee beans and then goes to the zoo to have unprotected sex with mysterious, hairy blurrs. They held her afterwards and brought her flowers the next day. So I guess it was kind of nice, in an anti-Darwin sort of way.
by Jodi S March 03, 2008
A basketball slam dunk where you swing on the rim with either one or two hands and make an unlucky defender eat your nuts while you hang on the rim.
by Freeloading Will August 10, 2009
Universal Tradesman Slang For Doing Something With One Hand Proficiently That Normally Takes Two, Also Known As The "1 Grip"
Cement:
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That
Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds
Sam: Dave, Look At Jeff, He's Got An Insane Monkey Grip On That 20 LB Sledgehammer.
Dave: I See That Sam, You Gotta Be Really Strong To Do That
Welding:
Jesse: How Come Jake Can Monkey Grip And We Can't?
John: I Dunno, But At Least He's Got Really Good Welds
by Andrew Barron June 16, 2009