goat monkey

The offspring of a musclebound mountain goat who had the misfortune of being raped by a monkey.

i.e. shoot that fucking monkey its molesting my goats.

by housboggy November 5, 2003

Mall Monkeys

people who spend excessive amounts of time in the mall, often not buying anything, but making general nuisances of themselves.

Like, that guy over there is SUCH a mall monkey!

by Binky October 9, 2003

white monkey

cocaine. el mono blanco in Spanish

Jim Jensen: "I finally got the white monkey off my back"
Interviewer: "Cocaine, Jim?"
Jim Jensen: "Who's talking about cocaine, I'm taking about Michelle Marsh, what a horse!"

by Bobby the Rookie March 30, 2005

monkey bumping

When two woman are having sex and their rubbing their pussies together.

Michelle and Dee are monkey bumping!

by my bubbles January 17, 2006

Jade Monkey

Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.

Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered

"Someone's life may be on the line"

Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.

by M1STY January 13, 2008

monkey heart

grab your ball sack, push your testicles down and squeeze so it looks like they are pulsating. it looks like a small monkey heart.

Woody tried to impress his friends by showing them his monkey heart but couldnt get it to pulse, so it just looked like a brain.

by DJ Imperial Grand Masters Eric and Marcus April 8, 2008

Monkey Dunk

A basketball slam dunk where you swing on the rim with either one or two hands and make an unlucky defender eat your nuts while you hang on the rim.

*laughing* Miguel why you let Oscar monkey dunk on you?

by Freeloading Will August 9, 2009