Mother

Can either be your favorite person in the world or a total asshole to you. Depends on how they're feeling that day. If its that time of the month forget about your question and run away as fast as you can.

Mother?

by RespectablePyramid September 29, 2020

In your mother's eyes

It means that something looks bad. Or if you wear something that's totally ugly and your mom thinks you look "handsome" or "pretty".

"Hey, guys does my outfit look good?"
"Only in your mother's eyes."

"Oh my god, I just drew the best Shrek!"
"Pfft, only in your mother's eyes."

by The_Air101 October 1, 2020

Mother trucker

The best way to say mother fucker while working in a professional position.

Slammed at work realizes one is more behind schedule than one thought while on break with coworkers ... gets a text from boss...omg! “ I better get going mother truckers!!!” ....

Late for something and hits stand still traffic at the tunnel shouts “damn it Mother truckeeeeeeer!!!!”

by Woodenship78 October 4, 2020

loose ball mother

something good happened/good

guy 1: I am dead
guy 2: loose ball mother

by looseballson October 9, 2020

Mother

Mother is Your right hand man

Mother is your right hand man

by Real Alberto July 17, 2022

mother

a woman who let someone creampie them and decided to keep the cum trophy

-Brandon Herrera 2022

and now directly to shannon wats hey shannon long tim viewer first time caller just cause youre a mother doesnt make your political opinion any more or any less valid

by littleminx2000 July 20, 2022

mother lake

trish stratus' swimming pool

Regina: "Trish really dove into mother lake head first in 2000 and stays inspiring the current girlies."
Michelle: I know right?!?

by keephoesontheytoes July 24, 2022