lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.

Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

ladybird whisperer

a girl who makes the best filters ever, has telepathy with cece and is allergic to ladybirds. she’s really sweet and always whispers even if she claims to be really loud

aimee is a ladybird whisperer 😂

by test tickles June 4, 2020

lady monarch

A young woman that dates or is married to a retarded fireman

Lady monarch was serving pancake supper down at the volunteer fire department for her retarded fireman

by Famut123 September 6, 2020

Ladyfingers

Sausages that look like lady fingers

" Want some Ladyfingers? " Says dad while he heats up the oven

by ScaredHamster September 12, 2020

Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun

This lady stoner gets shit done.

by MJ_S September 14, 2020

Lady and the Tramp

When the vagina and the butt crack try to eat your panties at the same time

Jess: Man, when I woke up this morning I had wicked Lady and the Tramp.
Sarah: that's gross Jess.

by LostNRG October 24, 2020