ALABAMA ONSIDE KICK

When one shits upon another persons chest then jerks off and climax’s atop said stool pile and proceeds to kick the load into their partners face

When cousin Mary gets tipsy we attempt the Alabama onside kick with heels

by Sploogebob Squarepants May 31, 2020

Ass Kicking Ball Massage

Ass Kicking Ball Massage,A.K.B.M

Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage

by Captain haha August 12, 2021

...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

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...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

by SuchBackSmacker March 14, 2025

Kick-worthy

1) Typically related to a person that is in need of persuasive measures related to contact of one's booty with the end of a frozen boot.

Gary is kick-worthy today, but I will have to wait for him to take his head out of his booty first.

by Ki ho alu August 30, 2018

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Kick

When a customer comes into a store and wastes a salespersons time with non sales questions thus causing the salesperson to miss sales and become generally pissed off. Usually the customer will spend hours asking questions a three year old would know.

That customer who didn't know where the power button was on her phone just kicked me real hard.

by Drummermanryan November 28, 2012

kicking dust

Means to stir the pot. Also known as "throwing shade."
Commonly used by gay men.
"Why you kicking dust up in my face?"

Why are you kicking dust up in my face????

by vanguy36 January 31, 2015