Swift Kick to the Balls

When a male gets kicked in the balls, typically due to a disagreement or a poor decision made by one party

I can’t believe my friend is going to get married after 4 days of being engaged. A swift kick to the balls might help him wake up and see reality.

by swiftkick69 April 26, 2025

Kick the Cane

The act performed when an old person upsets you.

Mr. Dikeman was sure rude to me, I really wanted to kick the cane and watch him fall over.

by BoogieBobert89 May 2, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

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by 456AtabavA343 June 5, 2025

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

Kicking the crumbs

Kicking the crumbs or kicking a crumb is a Massachusetts term for jerking off or beating your meat.

Mom I was just kicking the crumbs off my bed

by Ultra wide river December 15, 2022

kick router

When someone turns off their internet connection to escape having to deal a situation in an online videogame

YO TOM FUCKIN KICKED ROUTER ROGHT WHEN HE WAS BOUTTA DIE, WHAT A BITCH!
Jimmy don't kick router just because you're loosing

by Better call jesus christ December 26, 2022