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AP kid

Someone who is in Advanced Placement classes and thinks they are quirky and funny (Girl AP kids), or thinks that showering and keeping good hygiene is less of a priority than calculus homework (Boy AP kids). These kids range anything from quiet to loud and trying too hard to trying too hard. These kids are usually found attending SAT prep camps, After school clubs, or just studying. Most of these kids, 1. aren’t funny and you are forced to laugh at their jokes, 2. Obnoxious and annoying, 3. Trying too hard all the time to fit in, 4. and think they are quirky for liking Tyler the Creator’s new album. BEWARE: Some people might be in all AP classes or in some and not be an AP kid. If you are looking to stop being an AP kid, it’s too late i’m sorry.
*loud girl voices*

Girl 1: “Did you hear about Kevin Abstract running in his front lawn for charity?”

Girl 2: “Oh my god, He’s so brave! I love him! Such a sweet hard. And I oop-

Girl 1: “Hahaha that was so funny do it again!”

Me: “Look at those fucken retards!”

Cool dude #4007: “I know right. What a bunch of AP kids”
by cropssmyninaj July 19, 2019
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Scene Kid

Often Mistaken as an "emo".

THERES A DIFFERENCE.

An Emo: Black hair, tight pants, and Random.

A Scene kid:

Follows The hottest trends or "scene".
"Wow, Thats one hot scene kid."
by KidsJustWannaHaveFun July 5, 2009
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emo kid

an emo kids is a kid that is emo. cant get much more simple than that. but contrare to popular belief most do not cut, well just their wrist for that matter, they might have crappy lives they may not. anyones life can seem meaningless if you look at it in the right direction. Also Emo people do like being alone so whats the point of bothering them just to make fun of em. like wtf. also emo kids dont call them selves emo, so if someone does theyre just looking for atention like FOB. Emo people hate being looked at so dont stare, also it's rude to stare.
"Why are you looking at that emo kid"
"Because I am a fag"
by Zachary Linehan September 19, 2008
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kids in cages

Separation of vulnerable minor foreign nationals from their "Family" (i.e. coyote-handlers, child-sex-slave traffickers, dark web organ merchants, adrenochrome manufacturers, nefarious et al.) at/within American borders, made famous by Deporter-in-Chief barack Obama in 2014 onward.

Commonly accepted as standard, humane practice for helpless groups who routinely DNA test as having no ancestral ties whatsoever to their "traveling companions"/"illegal guardians", The Great Awokening of 2018 led Libtards and God's Only Mistakes (i.e. the mainstream media) to realize this once-sacrosanct Anointed Obama (PBUH) practice of enforcing protective caging had been wholly corrupted and befouled by the 45toundingly Abhorrent Orange Antichrist, in an unchanged-yet-unconscionable perversion of the once-holy practice.

Thankfully, with the 100%-by-the-Books, Fair-and-Transparent, Constitutionally-Republican, Electoral Dominion & Vanquishing of the Sordid & Foul Cheeto B45tard Abomination, these assembly lines of racist death and ethnic cleansing have once again reverted into state-of -the-art daycare centers built from the blueprints of Heaven itself, with no proactive effort nor consumption of fossil fuels necessary to drive the mystical, healed-and-unified juxtaposition to transform an evil governmental function of White Supremacist Oppression(TM) back to its natural state of Utilitarian Utility.

Truly awe-inspiring, how Our Wokeness works through us in mysterious ways.
An exemplary case study in post-libtarded moral relativism, Science Experts(TM) have finally discovered that the value proposition of "kids in cages", i.e. populating government-owned-and-operated human zoos with helpless civilly-criminal brown children is IN FACT a direct function of whichever political party violently occupies or humbly and dutifully receives stewardship of the White House.

This astounding discovery follows hot on the heels of similar Moral Truths(TM) discovered in early 2017 about the role of the President's party as it applies to the moral nature of blowing brown children into thousands of bloody pieces using satellite-mediated unmanned arial drone technology
by Dusk777 November 15, 2020
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millcreek kid

A complete bad ass kid that attends Millcreek High School
She's one of those Millcreek Kids
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Raincoat Kid

Mentally challenged individual brought to the mall or public place in raincoats, when it is not raining. The reason being that there may be a chance of rain during the outing and the caretakers want to avoid the trouble of trying to get the kids into their raincoats if it begins to rain.
Wow idiot, I have heard better ideas from a raincoat kid.
by CledusJenkins April 18, 2010
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Kid Cudi

“Can you do Kid Cudi on my balls?”
by TheGOATVital June 2, 2020
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