Josh

a guy with a whopper penis. All the girls want him
"man that guy had a humungous penis"
"probably Josh"
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Someone who is never correct and stays in denial
He's acting like a real josh right now.
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Josh is the type of man to have a long ass neck and be proud of it. He is mostly a good guy but will brag about his neck at any time he can.
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a manipulative asshole who may seem sweet and kind to those near him but overreactes to the slightest things. he is fun to befriend but beware of his fuckboy tendencies and his using personality. if you come in contact with a josh tread lightly and dont get too close
Hey who is that guy over there?
thats josh its best if you stay away from him.
by Josh Miranda April 07, 2018
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An absolute wanka that snaps his sister dick pics for fun and he touches little kids without consent.
"Josh touched his sister on the bum bum and his little brother was touched on the penis"
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A good old Aussie bloke who loves the Aussie way. Loves boomerangs, lollies and a huge cock. Many people know him as josh collins, what a legend. Never met a better man.
Hey josh collins why are you throwing that boomerang at my mates cock. I know you love men. Get on keno and stop sucking lollies you queer cunt.
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The most annoying guy you will ever meet...
He can not sing although he tries his best and there is absolutely NO possibility he will listen to a single instruction you say. He tries to act like he likes girls but deep, deep down he knows he likes boys. Basically this is the guy you should avoid, like when you see a pirate with no eye-patch on the street holding a bottle of gin.
Girls hate him... most of them take their own lives to avoid him. If I were a girl I would commit suicide when I smelt his breath!
Ohhh! That guy Josh... Yeah he is definitely lost......
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