french spread

A french spread is a delightful assortment of cheeses arrayed on the inner thigh of a person. This spread must be picked up via the tongue, and the plate must be licked clean when the cheese is finished.

The cheese monger had acquired a nice meunster to finish the french spread.

by theevanshow December 2, 2014

My French class

Imagine Hell, the deepest chambers of hell, and then the devil put it into a classroom. And then took a human form in my French teacher.

My French class was so awful today

by Purpstar615 April 29, 2023

Side saddle french butler

The act of one being in side saddle or little spoon position and reaching behind the back with the right hand similar to a French butler would while holding a tray in his left, and using Said hand to jerk off your partner.

"Got a side saddle french butler last night" shit was bon

by R.j. Berger March 1, 2021

french tea

Another name for orange juice

Barry: So, what's that you're drinking Larry?
Larry: It's French Tea, Barry.

by sheriff_cahill September 5, 2008

french fan

As opposed to the "Dutch Oven" the french fan is when you lift the blankets and fan the flatulent into ones face.

"Last night I gave her a french fan and she almost puked"

by Dredawg420x February 10, 2021

parker french

What a hottie! I would 100% make love with this guy, he has a nice booty and body with a beautiful face. I call him the 15 foot destroyer and the makes my mouth water on a daily basis. On the bus he makes me harder than a gay man seeing James Charles. Goddam this boi is THICC he deserves 69 c’s for his hotness level from 0-1000000000. When rating this boi I give it a 100000000000000000000.

This is super parker french of you

by Parker French May 18, 2019

French

baguette talk

I didn't do my French homework. what do you mean that means no xbox for a week?

by Croldfish November 12, 2020