Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

Mud Blood

Someone who gets tattooed and pierced for all the wrong reasons.

"I wanna get a sleeve, i don't care Whats on it" said the mud blood.

by Fancy Alien Manbot June 6, 2017

Mud

The thing Africans are covered in.

Robert: do you see those Africans covered in mud?
Wool heads: *jungle language*

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 4, 2023

Mud

your so ugly

that girl in the camouflage jacket is so MUD

by SA_NIGGA June 16, 2017

Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet

I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry

by UncleBlumpkin June 7, 2024

F-mud

Acronym for fuck my useless degree

F-mud is used as an expression when the person using it isn't happy w their social science or liberal arts or other non stem degree.

by Sexydimma December 14, 2022

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025