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Cracking Your Homeboy 

Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
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Send your homeboy money day 

this is on the 5th August of every year , it’s international
omg today is send your homeboy money day

Nothing to write home about 

something is not very interesting, special, or exciting; it's ordinary, unremarkable, or just mediocre
“I went to a new restaurant, but the food was nothing to write home about”

Nothing to write home about 

Used to describe something that's average, unimpressive, or just plain boring. If it’s "nothing to write home about," it’s not worth getting excited over—like a bland meal, a forgettable movie, or a mediocre date.
"I tried that new burger place downtown… honestly, it was nothing to write home about."

National Kiss Your Homeboy Day 

Kiss your homeboy today, October 6th
yo bro its national kiss your homeboy day

Stay At Home Rapper

A self-proclaimed “artist” whose rap career begins and ends in their bedroom. Usually got a DistroKid account and think uploading a track to Spotify makes them a verified rapper. No studio sessions, no producer links, no visuals — just phone voice memo recordings and delusion. The name comes from how they never leave the house to actually build their craft. Basically SoundCloud energy with zero outside motion.
Devin: “Ayy, you remember Keon from school?”
Andre: “Yeah, why?”
Devin: “Bruh’s a whole stay at home rapper now — recording on his iPhone and got ‘booking info’ in his bio.”
Andre: “LMAO that dude was always wild.”

National Set Your Homeboy Up Day

National Set Your Homeboy Up Day is on the 25th of May. Representing love and passion, all homegirls must set their homeboys up with one of their homegirls!
Yo bro today it’s National Set Your Homeboy Up Day!!! I can’t wait for my homegirls to set me up!!!