having hats that are the size of allah

a form of saying the word sex

me:"i love having hats that are the size of allah" friend:"what."

by jobiff March 31, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Wouldn't have needed to

Additionally...

Hym "I wouldn't have needed to... Because I literally am the guy. If they would have asked me, my response would have been a not-lie."

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

Having A Matich

A phrase to describe any feeling , good or bad

Does something terrible

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

Does something heroic

Person: yo bro are you Having A Matich

by Hoover Stoonfoord May 31, 2018

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022

yo momma is have big gay

it's when an autistic person tries to roast you and it fails miserably and after this happens a slap is very much needed

autistic person: "yo momma is have big gay"
me: *slaps him*

by davidsdefinitions April 20, 2020

I don't have to be like the rest of you

Nah.

Hym "I don't have to be like the rest of you. There is nothing about you that I should have to emulate and your inability to THAT without me isn't insignificant. You having to do it does not need to translate to me not getting the remedy I tried to give to other people. And the substantive parts are worth more than anything you will ever do. It MATTERS that I did this. It MATTERS that you tried to do this to spite me and then I turned out to be right. And not you are trying to make MY success not matter so you can pretend YOUR fuck us doesn't. This isn't ME having psychological problems. It YOU. If you want your fucking lives to matter so much why are you jumping in front of the trolly? Stop trying to prove me wrong about everything I've ever said. I don't care. I'm never going to care. You need to confirm that I was correct about the thing that I actually care about and you need to pay for the work that you used. I'm not lifting a finger, Jordan. I don't need to effort. You can just be a reasonable person. Do what I'm saying the way that I want you to do it. And stop trying to make this a thing. And that's why they are so eager to murder your kids and families. Because you can't just 'not do THIS.' This isn't ever going to be a win for you but it has already killed your kids. At LEAST 2 times. I don't need to come around to you way of thinking. And the only thing you have proven is that you can't parse my way of thinking well enough to assert that you're doing it yourself."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025