Fortnite kid

A fat, hairy, stinky, fatherless child with Cheetos crumbs on his huge belly. His controller, orange in some parts and rusted away in others from the immeasurable amount of ingested Cheetos. A kid with a crusty ah beard, like KSI's and the nose of Gargamel. Overall not someone you would want to get close to because you would faint from the smell.

Dude, that guy is such a Fortnite kid

by Dee Wok November 17, 2022

Fortnite Kid

A kid, often middle school aged, who is in love with the game Fortnite and may have more enthusiasm than actual skills. May need a little help upping his or her skills.

Aw give the Fortnite Kid a break, he's gotta learn the moves.

by Buildtheworldyouwant October 31, 2021

Fortnite funnies

The most humorous thing you must ever see. From the depths of heaven itself they blessed us with fortnite funnies

Gee willikers that Fortnite funnies really was a knee slapper

by I'm_a_wanderer March 5, 2022

Fortnite

A new popular game that everyone goes crazy for. The game consists of virgins, losers, and people who don't have anything good to do with their life. V-Bucks is SUPER expensive!! They are trying to get you to buy everything new added to the game. Fortnite also makes you broke too.

Person 1: Hey do you play fortnite?
Person 2: Umm.. No
Person 1: Here trying playing fortnite for the first time..
Person 2: *plays fortnite for the first time*
Person 2: OMG I WANT EVERY SINGLE SKIN IN THIS GAME!!! JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY ALREADY!!!
Person 3: *walks in the room* wow what a loser. Get a life.

by Zanaxx July 3, 2018

fortnite

That gay game everybody knows is dying and people won't stfu about! People also spam on SnapChat their gay Fortnite wins and the real victory royale is uninstalling the game. Minecraft comes to show that it is 999999 trillion times better than fortnite. People who play these types of building shoot em up games are gay virgins and do not have girlfriends because no girl likes Fortnite. Also here's a gay gif.

Guy 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Guy 2: Hold up, did you know that you are homosexual just by playing that gay game?
Guy 1: No.
Guy 2: If you play Minecraft, then you are straight af.

by oofman420xd November 18, 2018

Fortnite

a gay game that is a third person shooter, really popular for some reason and also ruled by 8 year old's and that people really REALLY rage on.

Kid: Wanna play some Fortnite?
Kid 2: Are you gonna smash your pc again?
Kid: Nah, I don't rage anymore.
Kid 2: Ok.

by hiimanoob June 30, 2019

Fortnite

A game that only 9 year olds play and that has ruined parent's credit card for eternity.

"MOM GIVE ME V-BUCKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WE LIKE FORTNITE WE LIKE FORTNITE"
All of those have been said my 9 year olds around the world.

by Lil Peli April 16, 2019