Skip to main content

RIV DRUNK

That point where a person has lost all function of ones self, not to be confused with just being "drunk". Riv drunk is past the point of drunkenness where passing out is inevitable however, a person is primed to go missing from friends in this state of consciousness.
"Did you see Jim last night!? He was totally RIV DRUNK!"
by 98Dynasty April 11, 2019
mugGet the RIV DRUNKmug.

drunk cynthia

A young teenage girl usually surrounded by drunk friends at the time. She will most likely start to say her real name is Cindy not Cynthia. Knows how to have a good time.
by Uaking May 14, 2014
mugGet the drunk cynthiamug.

Tatonka Drunk

The most drunk you can be! So drunk you dive into gravel. So drunk you throw up like Lard Ass from the movie Stand By Me. So drunk you think you know the words to every 80s song. So drunk you sing the meow version of Old Dominion songs. So drunk you accidentally drink Near Beer. So drunk you surf in the man-made pond’s fountain. So drunk the young guys have to hook up the old guys pap machines.
Someone told me that they have seen me drunk. And I replied , "Not Tatonka drunk.”
by The OG Mikey Mike April 1, 2025
mugGet the Tatonka Drunkmug.

drunk swirley

When the world do be spinning and you throw up your entire guts
My friend was talking to another friend and had a sudden case of the drunk swirleys
by deeznuts_gottem6969420 November 2, 2022
mugGet the drunk swirleymug.

Cock-Drunk Slut

A person so overwhelmed with desire for cock that they act as if intoxicated: dizzy, needy, whimpery, and insatiable. Usually used in a kinky, consensual roleplay context to describe someone lost in lust.
She wasn’t tipsy, she was cock-drunk slut - drooling, moaning, begging like the perfect little slut she wanted to be.
by MistressOphelia October 2, 2025
mugGet the Cock-Drunk Slutmug.

Drunk Like Don

To get completely wasted on alcoholic beverages. Preferably while in a canoe.
This float trip is so great.

Yeah, but I'm so jealous. I want to be drunk like Don!
by TaintMagic July 22, 2011
mugGet the Drunk Like Donmug.

Drunk Wrangler

A person / friend who is tasked with wrangling and controlling a group of drunks
Friend one "I'm not drinking tonight"
Friend two "I guess you'll be the drunk Wrangler"
by Drunk tard December 12, 2024
mugGet the Drunk Wranglermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email