Donkey cheeks

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.

“Boy you donkey cheeks”

by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018

donkey

used to be referred to as an ass but that word is used for joe Biden now

wow! joe Biden is such a stupid ass
(the rear end of a donkey)

by Just a HARD-ON worker October 5, 2020

donkey

In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.

"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour

by Flyin_G <threw first donkey March 4, 2012

The Donkey Rock

A mythical creature that is a combination of both rock and donkey. It has the force of a Rock and kicks like a Donkey. It plays with a heart yet plays hard like stone/rock. This crazy breed somehow comes together for the win. The Donkey Rock has earned its place as the mascot of Malverne/East Rockaway's Lacrosse team.

The Donkey Rock quickly sneaked up on its prey (the ball) and continued for its goal.

by erinyyy33 May 27, 2011

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

Spark Donkey

A robot capable of doing chores.

my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving

by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021