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Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t
1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging
by Yujo88 May 11, 2015
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Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.
Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.
by BajanKing February 25, 2019
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Twat magnet

A place/company/activity that exclusively attracts irredeemable cunts
Josh: Did you hear Marvin is moving to Dubai?
Gavin: I always thought he would. It is a twat magnet after all.

Hugh: Gavin just graduated and got a job at goldman Sachs
Lisa: Typical! I always thought he was a total arsehole. No wonder he's ended up at that twat magnet.
by Twat_disliker April 12, 2023
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Twat waffle

A vagina that has been in fishnet stockings for a full shift or at lease two shows. See also two show pussy.
After the evening show Kevina flashed me a shot of her twat waffle.
by SexiestRexiest May 24, 2019
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Twat

1, a pregnant fish
2, to hit very hard
3, a vagina
4, an insult.

Someone can also be "twatted" meaning extremely drunk.
1," a twat has just given birth."
2, "I'm going to twat you in a minute!"
3, "she had a lovely twat."
4, "you are a complete twat."
by Ivy Norma Stitts November 12, 2019
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Twat

Katie is a twat
by CheekyCheeseGrater November 6, 2022
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Twat

Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with
Black lives matter ! “

“Actually , all lives matter “

“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”
by Peachesandcinnimon June 8, 2020
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