Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

by David Williams September 12, 2005

rat dick

a demeaning term used to describe someone whose penis size would otherwise be considered miniscule

Shut up rat dick!
Hey rat dick, go suck a nut you cockgobbler.

by Lee Boy March 9, 2003

Dick Bush

1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.

2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.

Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.

by Ethan Hunt May 26, 2006

dick lips

Used to describe a females full, lush lips. In consideration of how it would feel to receive oral sex from her.

"She has nice dicklips."

by the devil made me do it February 22, 2003

coke-dick

This happens after use of cocaine, and, makes the penis unable to become hard.Or it is then it's not, or, it's not then it is.

There I was with this really hot chick and I was so frustrated.....I had the coke-dick, the only option was to wait... Wait and hope she doesn't leave before I comedown.

by Les Pance May 16, 2005

Urban Dicks

People who spend all their time on Urban Dictionary

Jeff and Rob didnt go to the club last night cuz they're urban dicks.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK January 10, 2009

Dick cheese

1: Smegma, a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, and moisture which occurs in both female and male mammalian genitalia, whether they be cut or uncut. Its intended purpose is to clean and lubricate the genitals. Usually refers to an excessive buildup of the substance on male genitalia, which, depending on partner preference, can either be very gross or very hot.

2: Richard Cheese, comedian and musician, head of Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, a cover and comedy act which makes lounge/swing jazz covers of popular rock, metal, rap and hip hop songs.

1: "I was about to give him head, but I pulled back his foreskin and found a lot of dick cheese."

2: "Have you heard Dick Cheese's cover of Down With The Sickness? It was on the Dawn of the Dead remake, was pretty funny."

by xakkun August 23, 2012