alaskan hot pocket

shitting in an Eskimos ass and cumming on their ass after you shit in it

gape the womans ass and then shit in it then come on her shitty gaping hole thus being an Alaskan hot pocket

by Eric T. Mike S. September 9, 2010

oop outta pocket

a surprise, popping out the woodies

Hey how are you? I had sex with your mother-in-law today. Thats pretty oop outta pocket.

by ShimonSmith February 4, 2010

Sheik Polly Pocket

A noun, referring to a short brown man of Persian/Pakistani descent who tells women he is a "sheik" to get into their panties.
The signifigance of the phrase "polly pocket" in the phrase is that it describes the rather small stature of the individual in question. IE, polly pocket was a popular toy in the late 90's that could easily be folded up and stored in a child's pocket because it was so small, much like sheik polly's penis.

Jon: "Man did you hear what sheik polly pocket did this time?"

Adil: "Lemme guess, he told some girl he has a lot of money to get into her panties?""

Jon: "Yup."

by Jterror March 17, 2010

Ball in my pocket

n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.

n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.

n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."

"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."

"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."

by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009

Out Tha Pocket

Spending all the cash you have on one thing

I paid out tha pocket for those speakers!

by Louisville Marie February 1, 2008

Pocket Party Pro

n. A person who has achieved climax by rubbing one out from inside of his pants' pocket. See also, Pocket Party

Step aside, I'm a Pocket Party Pro and I'm here to jerk myself off from inside the pocket of my pants!

by yapguy June 27, 2014

Pocket Town Hustlers

Pocket town hustlers is an all male social club founded by a guy from Phoenix named Mario. They get together every weekend and have a massive butt sex orgy. Since Mario is the leader, he is in charge of swallowing everyone's load and takes much pleasure in doing so. They also participate in other events, such as glory hole Tuesday's, where they travel to local truck stops to find the best glory holes in Phoenix.

I wanted to join the pocket town hustlers, but I didn't suck enough dick

by Beats by Ray December 13, 2014