When you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finger pokes through slightly touching your bunghole and forcing you to wash poop from under your fingernails
by BarryHalls April 4, 2011
Get the Back Door Gophermug. Term used for the attachment of the nucleophile in an SN2 reaction to kick off the leaving group. In slang, it means to fail a test or have a lot of difficulty on a test, especially an organic chemistry test.
by synchrohobbit November 20, 2006
Get the back-side attackmug. To have one's back is to protect one from unanticipated matters, while one is attending to a particular function. This can be seen dramaticallyand concretely in the movie, "Gladiator." THE ACTOR forges an alliance when he suggests that three gadiators form a team by fighting off threats from different directions (fighting back to back.) He states: "We can fight together or die separately." Also, in the revolutionary war period, one of the notables said "We can hang together or hang separately."
Similar idioms would be HAVE MY BACK= "cover me," "fight back to back," "back me up," "play chicky for me," "keep an eye out for me," and "be ready to jump in."
by parceritahotlips April 14, 2009
Get the have my backmug. It is a bad day, you finished your project and the wind blew it away. You're so furious and you've to do it all over again. This is what you called "Back to square one"
by Bryan Chan January 22, 2006
Get the Back to square onemug. n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.
v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.
effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!
Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!
Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!
Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
by Jescati August 14, 2010
Get the Back Door Braggartmug. "Do you know that girl?"
"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."
"Nah, but i wish i did, Beno used to go out with her and he reckons she's a Back Door Betty."
by bdbetty December 2, 2015
Get the Back Door Bettymug. When a Sneakers O'Toole look-alike has a cab service from school to the club. Sneakers O'Toole then lets every chick in his car drink, and inevitably, they spill some cranberry/vodka on his seat. Sneaker O'Toole will get the drink stain confused with a Virginia Slim stain.
Sneakers: Yo man, I'm gonna have to run by the cleaning section. Someone spilled some shit in my car. Now I think I have the Back-Seat Stain
Grinnell: Actually, I think it may be a Virginia Slim stain.
Sneakers: You know... that may actually be what it is.
Sid: What the fuck!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Grinnell: Actually, I think it may be a Virginia Slim stain.
Sneakers: You know... that may actually be what it is.
Sid: What the fuck!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
by Grinnell April 18, 2008
Get the Back-Seat Stainmug.