3 second rule

The 3 second rule is employed by anal retentives who are not as adventurous or courageous OR hungry enough to utilize the more spunky 5- and 10-second rule. If you are so cautious as to abide by the 3-second rule, maybe you are not cool enough to eat off the floor in the first place.

Adam: I am so hungry because I dropped my meatpie on the floor and it has been 4 seconds and I live by the 3 second rule.

Rebecca and Cristina: No problem. We will eat it-- we even have time to tie our shoelaces first while we are down there. Mmmmmm delicious.

by C.C.P. March 5, 2008

1+1=3

Reproduction joke. The "1+1" refers to two people having sex; the extra 1 represents a potential baby, making a total of 3 people.

"I'm gonna get laid tonight!"
"Whatever man, just remember sometimes 1+1=3."

by progamer124 January 4, 2005

3-beer challenge

The 3-beer challenge is a drinking game in which the contestants drink 3 beers as fast as they can. At the start of the competition, only 1 beer may be opened, and the first beer(wich is already opened) must be on the table. Whoever drinks their 3 beers the fastest wins.

The best part of this game is that after the challenge, everyone gets a good quick buzz afterwards, setting you up for a great night.

I don't even care that I lost to you in the 3-beer challenge, I still got a good buzz and it made your sister look even hotter.

by Justin Jones May 31, 2006

Tier 3 Sub

Cuck but more pathetic because you're paying to be one. Most often it is referred to as cult-like fanbase of Twitch thots

"Those fucking tier 3 subs man"

-A man who was attacked for the entire month by the simps because he said "2/10"

by Tegiho August 10, 2020

Less Than 3

AKA Less Than Three
A quote from YouTube star NigaHiga. It's basically just the worded version of <3.

Person1: OMG! I looove Justin Beiber! Less than 3!

by Gaz-pat-cho April 16, 2010

number 3

Having diahrrea or the action of urinating and passing a bowel movement at the same time.

Gretta: "I have to go the bathroom real bad!"
Marla: "Is it #1 or #2?"
Gretta: "Its worse! I feel a #3 comin' on!"

by gretta March 21, 2005

John 3:16

While the "Bible" or whatever will tell you something else, the modern verse is :"lol u gave big gay"

Dave: hey John, your dumb!
John: oh yeah, well you gay!
Dave: well... John 3:16!

by Fritzforthewin July 13, 2018