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Homus Failus

The teacher in who's class you will fail. Regardless.
If you get back a test, and everyone got an F, even the straight A student, chanses are you are in the class of a Homus Failus
by Gezzell September 26, 2007
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Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
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jump failer

someone who sucks at going off ramps on a bike, skateboard, etc. and knows it.
cody: dude go off this ramp
john: i cant i suck at it
cody: come on its easy
john: no im a jump failer.
by makutassead November 8, 2009
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Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.
Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.
by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010
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the failbox

The place that one finds themself when they have just committed an ultimate fail.

To place someone in the failbox, you must trace an invisible box around the persons face. This would denote that they are indeed inside the failbox at that time.
Do you know what this is? -traces box around face-This is the failbox and you are currently in it. Do you know what that means?
by ShesGotSeoul91 February 23, 2011
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nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
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dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
by kittttttten February 3, 2017
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