fuck my tin hat

A term of exasperation, when shocked at a situation.

Ive just seen how Karl has dealt with that job! Fuck my tin hat he's a lazy twat.

by Mystikal 234 June 22, 2024

What the fuck around?

A. Noun, greeting: a way to say a friendly hello to a friend or close acquaintance
B. Noun, exclamation: a way to express dissatisfaction with a situation

A. (Greeting): Tom ran into Jerome at the gas station and said, “Hey man, what the fuck around?” Jerome replied, “What the fuck around? Going to that show later?”
B. (Exclamation): “You spilled relish on my shirt! What the fuck around?!?

by Señor Beezerton June 22, 2024

Stupid deaf fuck

When a person is fucking stupid, retarded and also fucking deaf that the only way you can describe their pathetic existence is as a stupid deaf fuck

Person A: Hey, have you seen our new classmate Dylan? I heard that he’s deaf

Person B: Yeah, he’s a stupid deaf fuck. That motherfucker can’t even get a 30 on his test

by Sussysausage June 23, 2024

mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

Fuck girl

A girl who is all about money, and will play thousands of men to get money. With no intentions of fucking them. At the same damn time. They run in groups like a pack of wolves. Destroying love and relationships possibilities all over the world. I would say they all cheaters but to cheat, you have to be involved with no hidden agendas. Especially strippers. They will con you in every way. When you already paying them. They will go in your pocket in the middle of a lap dance. Or after you pay them. Ditch you before you can get the lap dances you paid for. Really fucking it up for everyone else. Also high maintenance girls too. Gold diggers. Cheaters. Scammers. Con artists. Prostitutes. Pimps. Tricks. You name it. Some of my experiences. Add yours too with this definition.

This fuck girl tried to take all my money from me without any intentions of fucking me.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 25, 2024

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK

HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 26, 2024

My soul is literal fucking Castaway

When you feel like your soul is casting away during the middle of a double maths session or fucking spanish sessions. Sometime when you have a light boner for no reason and you start massaging it with nothing on your mind.

Bro my My soul is literal fucking Castaway, I'm gonna KMS cus this spanish lesson is SHIT

by DeadInside69ahahaha June 27, 2024