Tune-Fuck

The act of tuning the strings of a guitar so tight or so low that it's not only an annoyance for the guitarist to tune back and/or may cause the strings to be damaged

Well man, you stole his drum gells, so I Tune-Fucked your guitar to get back at your for it

by Pale Horseman May 7, 2015

Fuck le 17

Fuck 12 (or Fuck the Police) but French. Anti-police slang popularized by the French group 13 Block. The number 17 refers to the French emergency telephone number for the police.

13 Block: Nique la police. Fuck le 17.

by aipom June 27, 2023

thirsty as fuck

To be incredibly thirsty beyond belief and adding the word f*** at the end of any sentence is always okay to.

Oh my gosh this beer looks so good I'm thirsty as fuck.

by Jarrellday November 8, 2017

medically fucked up

a term that describes anything with any sort of negative health condition, typically used for conditions that are not common and difficult to say.

Damn the doctor said he another level of medically fucked up.

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Fuck

Fuck

I fuck. She fucks. They fuck. But you don't, you fucking virgin.

by DanHadASurgeon October 23, 2020

Chimp-Fuck

Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)

Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.

Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.

Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!

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Pimp: Where's my money?

Prostitute: That's my money!

Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!

by SonofNorthernDarkness August 13, 2009

Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.

Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.

by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022