In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020
Get the Virtually fuckingmug. Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
by Brosketti May 5, 2020
Get the Straight Fuckmug. Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011
Get the Bluetooth fuckmug. by SheMcNasty June 23, 2021
Get the Fecal Fuckingmug. 
by All women are bitch ass cunts November 9, 2023
Get the shut the fuck upmug. *you are driving a car*
Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.
You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?
Friend in the passenger seat: I think you should change gear.
You: Shut up! Who’s fucking this chicken?
by Juicy little pizza boi December 30, 2019
Get the fucking this chickenmug.