Hedge Fuck

An attempt by a hedge fund to make the fuck on an ape, when in fact the ape is the one who does the fucks.

Did you remember that time that Marvin Crapital tried to do the rapes on those smooth brains, but woke up with a sore butthole? He really hedge fucked himself on that one.

by SmoovBrain April 15, 2021

DUMB FUCK

dumb-head
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
Homer
Definitions include: a simple minded person, never cognizant of the world around them; MORON.
dumb bunny
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
numptie
Definitions include: A fool or idiot.
pud-whack
Definitions include: a stupid person.
mule head
Definitions include: MORAN, someone stupid .
dildo
Definitions include: a vaguely (or precisely) penis-shaped object used for sexual stimulation.
muppet
Definitions include: an idiotic or incompetent person.
lunkhead
Definitions include: a very unintelligent person.
dumbf*ck
Definitions include: an unintelligent person.
jughead
Definitions include: a fool.
snapperhead
Definitions include: an idiot.
Quayle
Definitions include: stupid or dumb.
stoopid
Definitions include: spelling of stupid.
cherries
Definitions include: stupid. (also used as grapes).

DUMB FUCK

by mennäperille December 18, 2019

Fuck Me I Am Famous

Used by David Guetta in his album of the same name

i just posted a vid on youtube, Fuck Me I Am Famous

by thefailtheory January 11, 2018

I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

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Person 343: I want to smack her back and leave her fucking dry.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

butt fuck

when your so angry you say butt fuck

Goddammit butt fuck

by rinapop March 16, 2022

Fuck all the women and drink all the beer

Something often said. It means their gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

I'm gonna fuck all the women and drink all the beer.

by Rebel2012 June 29, 2020

do me a favor and shut the fuck up

An op word to tell another human being.Mostly known for making that person actually shut the fuck up.Also is very fun to say out loud.

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You:do me a favor and shut the fuck up

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020