Twat

twat /twŏt/
noun

1. The vulva.

2. A woman or girl.
3. A foolish or contemptible person.

4. Joanna fucking White
That twat Joanna white.
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TWAT

all those girls just broke in and TWATed us.
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ur cat a twat

the only insult capable of destroying the universe and everyone in it.
an infinity worse than all the ur mom gays and what not.
Thompsonson: ur mom gay
David: ur granny tranny
Gerome: ur cat a twat

*Universe implodes*
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Twat

In Harry Potter language this means stupid or idiot
He's such a twat
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Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand
Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "
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twat-bitch

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.
"That Sam Smith is an absolute twat-bitch."
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Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t
1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging
by Yujo88 May 11, 2015
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