bird turd

a fucking dumb bo.

"bro he is such a bird turd"

by catmaster65 January 21, 2023

turd brushed

The evidence of massive load after flushing.

After a huge turkey dinner Mike dropped a massive load in the porcelain bowl as evidenced by the turd brushed marks left after flushing.

by demon71 November 25, 2012

turd minnows

Clusters of really small shit.

Just had to push out a few turd minnows just now.

by One Dead Man March 27, 2017

turd ass

a busted up shitter. A girl who hangs around at late nights and greasy bars. She is always down for a good and always puts down. Typically overweight or has other foul features.

Did you see TJ last night bro? Yeah lol he was on some turd ass at the bar.

by bulldogginurmom27 June 11, 2024

puppy dog turds on toast

what a parent suggests when you cant decide on what to eat cuz youre a picky little brat

jimmy: i want some uhhhhh
his mum: puppy dog turds on toast?
jimmy: no mom! not that!

by ytlaser12334455 July 15, 2023

suprise turd

The unexpected peaker which results in utter panic and stress. Can also be referred to as the turtle head or peaker. It can make one feel uncomfortable in their surroundings. The last thing you want on a bus journey home.

"Dude I've got a suprised turd what do I do?!"

" run for your life and squeeze really tight!"

suprise turd turtle head peaker

by Kick your ass February 17, 2014

Turd Jerky

When you wake up up in the morning after butt sex with dried shit on your Dick.

I woke up to take a piss and my Dick was covered in turd jerky.

by TastelessT’s December 12, 2021