shoe: hey freaky fella 😏
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍
toes: NO NO NO DONT EAT ME
shoe:how else can i protect you?
toes: i want the socks to eat me 😍
by ChickenFungus 2.0 July 29, 2022
Get the toesmug. by jkihgfdsaetsretrfytgyhj9n8y tg August 30, 2019
Get the green toesmug. by Hahahaha s December 14, 2020
Get the Sunghoons toesmug. What you call someone when there toes resemble hookers. often told when someone is being a super douche.
by NyTsUj April 12, 2011
Get the hooker toesmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
Get the My Toe Nails Looks More Beautiful Than My Finger Nailsmug. When someone(not necessarily a human) inserts their toes into the vagina or anus of a human. They then proceed to wriggle their toes in a tickling like manor to achieve results parrelel to fingering or performing oral sex.
Man 1: Dude! I hooked up with that chick from the bar last night and we took turns toe tickling then her dad joined in!
Man 2: That's so cool! Who was better though?
Man 1: I mean the girl was good but the dad me finish like never before
Man 2: That's so cool! Who was better though?
Man 1: I mean the girl was good but the dad me finish like never before
by toeguy420 June 22, 2022
Get the Toe Ticklingmug. A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, aka Crocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women
by Ratskrad June 21, 2022
Get the Urethane Toemug.