max.

gets no bitches.

max. gets no bitches

by haddles. April 13, 2022

Max Linus

A fucking bitch.
Not caring about others, only loves himself but tries to be funny. He touches peoples knees and thinks they like it. He wanks peoples fingers.

Max Linus is a bitch.

by JeyKul November 22, 2021

Mini Max

Mini Max is a derogatory word for someone with a small dick. If you consistently call someone a Mini Max it undermines the kids self-esteem and makes him feel bad about something he can’t control.

Sally: “hey suzie, how was your date with the hot guy yesterday?”
Suzie: “You mean Mini Max?!?! It was a disaster! His dick was so small it was embarrassing! I sent him home crying.”

by TheManThing November 22, 2017

Max Warren

Will always be up for a gram line of ket.

A true believer of every problem being sound no matter the nightmare he’s in.

Are you getting on 2cbs tonight? Max warren is getting on 5😂

by Oscar Butters November 23, 2021

max moment.

a situation that is very characteristic of max

"guys im 3 hours late becase i forgor wake up"
"max moment."

by max fan March 6, 2023

Max

Max's are cute, energetic people, but can be a dickhead sometimes.

Graeson: Ugh, I hate Max. He's such a dickhead.

Emma: No he's not! He's so cute! But so rude..

by luxuryavocado December 24, 2021

Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.

You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max

by Crackloverr April 12, 2022