Hot Carlito

Similar to a "Hot Carl" (the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it) the only difference is that the person who performs the defecating act eats spicy Italian food.

Shiela ate that new spicey hot italian pasta so that she can surprise Tom for his birthday with a Hot Carlito.

by CableB July 28, 2017

Functionally Hot

Being attractive by virtue of how one uses their body, usually physically. Not to be confused with being attractive because of one's build.

Josh: To be honest, Alina Zagitova isn't really my type.
Jerry: Sure, but you should see her skate. She's functionally hot!

by DMTeen November 25, 2020

hot lincoln

when you shit in a girl's face and then tell her that she's ugly because you're honest (honest Abe)

All she is getting for her birthday is a hot lincoln

by William Goldstein May 13, 2017

Hot Claw

When you mix White Claws and Vodka.

Girl #1: What are we drinking tonight?
Girl #2: I have some White Claws.
Girl #3: I have some Tito's.
All Three: Hot Claws!

by The_Marmot November 19, 2019

Whore Hot

The kind of hot girl you wouldn't date, but would rather just rail-n-bail.

Usually the 'popular' girls in school.
Known to fuck multiple guys at parties.

Drake: Dude, why are you with Ashley? That chick's just whore hot!
Traie: Yeah, but I get some every night! ;)

by Sticky Dickie March 27, 2011

Hot Poosou

meaning a hot pussy!generally used when not wanting to say you have a hot pussy.

Mother: Honey you look flushed!
You: Its nothing, jut tired.
Mother: I am really concerned!
You: its just my hot poosou!

by shemgsies April 20, 2009

Hot Slice

a complimentary word to describe someone, i/e baby, bae, love, mate,

"what you been up to today hot slice", "I'll have a large big mac meal with a fanta please hot slice"

by lemontartqueen June 3, 2017