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Papa Bear's chair

When you're at another person's house, the place that they prefer to sit. This place is usually the most comfortable seat in the whole room, and near and dear to the host's heart. The host is usually very reluctant to give somebody permission to sit there, and often takes offense to those who sit there with out asking.

Often used in 3rd person
Host: Dude, get up!!
Guest: Why!?
Host: That's Papa Bear's Chair!
Guest: My bad, i'm sorry...
by Wu Tang Hootie January 1, 2010
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Cowboy Bear Ninja

A variation on the classic Rock, Paper, Scissors, also known as Rochambeau, where the players act the part rather than using their hands. Two players stand back to back and take three paces away from each other as in a gun duel. They then quickly turn to face each other and act the part of a Cowboy, Bear or Ninja, being sure to make character appropriate sound effects.

The Bear mauls the Ninja, the Ninja subdues the Cowboy, and the Cowboy shoots the Bear.
by town hall heckler April 24, 2012
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child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause
"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"
by redheadbass January 13, 2013
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poor bear

A response to something that you really don't give a shit about. Meaning you care more about a non-existant bear than the persons problem.
Person 1: dude tina broke up with me
Person 2: awwwww poor bear

Person 1: my whole family just died in a car crash, my principal was the one that hit him.
Person 2: awww poor bear
by Trevor,G May 27, 2008
mugGet the poor bearmug.

Poking the bear

When you poke your prostate for the first time and ejaculate unexpectedly
Marty broke up with his girlfriend and started experimenting with poking the bear
by Wildpantalones March 24, 2021
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urban bear

a young attractive outgoing woman who enjoys her booze with great tittiies. she tends to maul the boy shes with - leaving marks such as but not limited to hickeys. although a rare sighting, the fraternity brothers pursue said urban bear as a favorite pasttime.
"they fucking let me molest them and maul people" - an urban bear.
by lookinforagoodtime May 8, 2009
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bear hard

As hard as a bear
That exam was bear hard!
by Fweeb May 17, 2008
mugGet the bear hardmug.

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