by Ur momololol October 15, 2018
 Get the kink barmug.
Get the kink barmug. You freeze a stick of butter until solid so that it does not melt. Then you insert the frozen stick of butter up your asshole, after working the cornfield all day. Next you poop the stick of butter back out and eat it for extra protein after a long day of work.
by Thebrothers42069 December 20, 2024
 Get the Wisconsin Protein Barmug.
Get the Wisconsin Protein Barmug. by FreshDangler April 6, 2016
 Get the California Salad Barmug.
Get the California Salad Barmug. The Cramer Bar is a candlestick named after the legendary stock analyst Jim Cramer that appears on a candlestick chart whenever Jim Cramer says "Buy Buy Buy". Most of the time these bars are giant red candlesticks that represent the selling of the stock. The Cramer Bar can also be a large green candlestick indicating that the stock is being bought immediately after Jim Cramer says "Sell Sell Sell". Jim Cramer has a massive influence over retail investors so it is no surprise that institutional investors will often take advantage of the liquidity that Jim brings to the market.
by Methodical  May 24, 2024
 Get the Cramer Barmug.
Get the Cramer Barmug. An unattractive male who goes to bars and hits on the fattest woman there in an attempt to take her home and fuck her or feed his family of four.
I went down to the tavern the other night and I saw a bar whaler. He had just caught himself a humpback heftie. She had three asses, two bellies, and four titties, (one pair on either side of her body).
by BooSackNoodle November 4, 2014
 Get the bar whalermug.
Get the bar whalermug. When a guy comes to the bar every day and drinks alcohol. He helps the bar out when they need help. He is not paid. But, will help with kicking people out, restock beer, gets ice, and helps women switch out kegs.
You see that guy over there. His name is Roger, he's the bar dad. Don't get drunk in here and be obnoxious. He will kick you out!
by Canadian gooose January 13, 2025
 Get the Bar Dadmug.
Get the Bar Dadmug. 