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Socks

An acronym, Some Other Cunts KidS, the children your partner has by a previous partner.
My partners socks are really bratty and under cultured.
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Schrödinger's Sock

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.
That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.
by shad0wbits February 12, 2021
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Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch
Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.
by M Land May 21, 2024
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Giraffe sock thursday

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing
by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018
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Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.
Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock
by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020
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Crunchy Sock

Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
We heard Dylan coming from the other side of school with his crunchy sock ie. Cum sock
by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020
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Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.
Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.
by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025
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