Saggy potatoe

When you sit on your balls and one becomes swollen and the ball skin stretches.

"Dude!"
"What?"
"I got the worse saggy potatoe!"

by WtfHumor March 5, 2016

Purple Potato

They are your best-friends. They help you be your truest self in pieces that are as unique as you. The apparels are so comforting that they feel like a hug. They’ll never let you down. Every wash just makes the quality better. They share the same values as you. They are eco-friendly too. Once you hold their hands, you’ll never want to let them go. The soft, supple hand feel that the luxury apparels offer make them the best.

Friend: She has Purple Potato. Let me get one too!

by PurplePotato.in November 24, 2021

potato

a word used to describe someone who is lazy and a cunt when they dont get their way.

that potato really just kicked me from the groupchat because I wouldn't send him the homework

by pogchampisntaslur December 17, 2020

Potato

A person, guy or girl, who has the body type of a potato, is a couch potato, and an introvert who loves food

After having to awkwardly talk to someone, “I feel like a potato” or after food, “ IM A POTATO” drunk, “IM A BAKED POTATO”

by Potatoviki June 16, 2018

Potato Grenade

The lord of all. The savior of our reality. Potato Grenade is all powerful. Potato Grenade is ascension. 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 11 14 15

Man 1: Yo bruv, have ya spread the gospel of Potato Grenade recently?
Man 2: Nah fam, I had a stroke.
Man 1: *pulls out a portcullis* THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DISOBEDIENCE
Man 2: Ayo fam, I'm ready for death. My defiance earns me death.

by 35 34 44 11 44 34 22 42 15 33 January 20, 2021

succ potato

This is a potato where a big black man will suck on a potato and then try to sell it to a group of sixth grade boys.

Damn, this black man needs to get his succ potato out of my face I’m only in fifth grade!

by Succpotatoconisuer November 26, 2021

Yashed Potato

Potato made of a person named 'Yash'

I ate yashed Potato

by MaybeDuck February 14, 2024