Cream egg

Luke Crap

Luke, you look like a cream egg

by MYlittleponey May 30, 2018

Egg waster

A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.

Who knew after all those years together Simon would turn out to be sarah’s Egg waster

by Faseeha February 13, 2024

Egg

An alternative way to spell “teefumz “
The incarnation of Humpty Dumty!!

Actually looks like and egg and fell off her chair

“Here comes the egg”

“Here comes teafumes”

That’s terrifying😰

by _uglytrashhh April 16, 2021

Eggs

A woman’s breasts

Patty walks through town with those eggs knocking around like a big whore.

by CheetohCrotch January 20, 2021

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

by The Boss Stallion November 29, 2020

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021

Pickling Eggs

When you spread your cheeks, and someone puts their balls on your ass, and you close them and fart.

someone: ur pickling my eggs so good right now
someone else: i love pickling eggs

by EggPickler469 January 6, 2024